By Sean Tomlinson
Aka tommo56dark

Twas the night before zPIV
When all through the slack,
Not a trader was stirring
Not even @Cash

Our wallets all staking
On the desktops with care,
In hopes that St. PIVX
Soon would be there

@mistersx12 was nestled
All snug in his bed,
While visions of purple
Rained down on his head

@snappysnap in his gym
And @spock coding in C,
Both dreaming of zPIV
Top notch privacy!

When out on the markets
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed
To see what was the matter

I loaded up windows
I flew like a flash,
To open up Bittrex
$PIVX has overtaken $DASH!

To the moon on the charts
The whales were not slow,
To invest in the best
Forget Monero

When what to my wandering eyes
Should appear,
But a miniature sleigh
And eight purple reindeer

What a strong ol’ coin
So private and quick,
I knew in a moment
It must be St. PIVX

More rapid than eagles
The transactions they came
As he whistled,
And shouted
And called himself
By his name:

« I’m Private
I’m Instant
I’m Verified
Transaction!
I’m the most community-driven coin,
No wonder zPIV
Has caused such a reaction! »

To the top
Of the charts-
To be held
In our hearts,
« Now away Dash
away Monero
away Zcash
away all! »

He was dressed
All in purple
From his head
To his feet,
And his transactions
Verified within minutes
Now that is pretty sweet

A wallet of zPIV
He had set
By his side,
His elastic block sizes
Could be smaller
Or wide

With a wink of his eye
The candles
Turned as green as can be,
« New zerocoin protocol is here
Privacy to the highest degree! »

He didn’t take long
He went straight
To work,
Filling all of the wallets
Then he turned
With a smirk

And laying a finger
Alongside his nose
Giving a nod,
Up the blockchain
He rose

He sprang
To his sleigh
To his team
Gave a whistle,
And away
They all flew
Like investors
From Ripple

But I heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight,

Many zPIV to all
And to all a goodnight! :pivx: