By Sean Tomlinson
Aka tommo56dark

Twas the night before zPIV
When all through the slack,
Not a trader was stirring
Not even @Cash

Our wallets all staking
On the desktops with care,
In hopes that St. PIVX
Soon would be there

@mistersx12 was nestled
All snug in his bed,
While visions of purple
Rained down on his head

@snappysnap in his gym
And @spock coding in C,
Both dreaming of zPIV
Top notch privacy!

When out on the markets
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed
To see what was the matter

I loaded up windows
I flew like a flash,
To open up Bittrex
$PIVX has overtaken $DASH!

To the moon on the charts
The whales were not slow,
To invest in the best
Forget Monero

When what to my wandering eyes
Should appear,
But a miniature sleigh
And eight purple reindeer

What a strong ol’ coin
So private and quick,
I knew in a moment
It must be St. PIVX

More rapid than eagles
The transactions they came
As he whistled,
And shouted
And called himself
By his name:

“I’m Private
I’m Instant
I’m Verified
Transaction!
I’m the most community-driven coin,
No wonder zPIV
Has caused such a reaction!”

To the top
Of the charts-
To be held
In our hearts,
“Now away Dash
away Monero
away Zcash
away all!”

He was dressed
All in purple
From his head
To his feet,
And his transactions
Verified within minutes
Now that is pretty sweet

A wallet of zPIV
He had set
By his side,
His elastic block sizes
Could be smaller
Or wide

With a wink of his eye
The candles
Turned as green as can be,
“New zerocoin protocol is here
Privacy to the highest degree!”

He didn’t take long
He went straight
To work,
Filling all of the wallets
Then he turned
With a smirk

And laying a finger
Alongside his nose
Giving a nod,
Up the blockchain
He rose

He sprang
To his sleigh
To his team
Gave a whistle,
And away
They all flew
Like investors
From Ripple

But I heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight,

Many zPIV to all
And to all a goodnight! :pivx: